-oOo
IN THIS ISSUE:
Rosemary Foster (Bloomington, IN)
Marti Fuerst (Rapid City, SD)
Quinn Gilbert (Shelburne, VT)
Jacob Glenn
Aaron Owens (Terre Haute, IN)
Eli Van Sickel (Terre Haute, IN)
-oOo
Editor’s Note:
A time for new things,
like picking a new ice cream
or dropping the soap.
Jacob Glenn
Feb. 23
balloon removal
can i borrow your blow gun?
goodbye helium
Feb. 23
oh my sweet coffee
make me a jitterbug pro
my blood is creamy
Jan. 19
I sip my coffee
say goodbye constipation
my bowels are moved
Jan. 19
such a peaceful rain
I do value your effort
but my grass is dead
-oOo
Aaron Owens
Tryst
Debbie can’t find out.
Long. Firm. White cream fills my mouth.
Gotta love Twinkies.
-oOo
Marti Fuerst
Mucus advances
seizing nasal passageways.
I wave white Kleenex.
Dog barks at darkness.
Alarm must be on the fritz.
Cyborg-vet needed.
Take solace in that
when the zombies rise to feed
these dopes will die first.
-oOo
Eli Van Sickel
Submitting this work
For your consideration
Please show me some love
Dog shit and flowers:
Two things that smell different
-ly to me at night.
-oOo
Quinn Gilbert
Signal from a Shattered Earth
Last vestige of us:
You the plumber?...Yeah babe, I'm
Here to lay some pipe.
Life
This is my treatise
on life, and it’s pretty deep:
Alarm clock rings…Fuck.
-oOo
Rosemary Foster
Hearing you have sex
Makes me want to fucking puke
So please mom shut up
OMG goth kids
Scary ass mother fuckers
Done up like corpses
Public swimming pool
Chemical filled oasis
Bikini clad whores
I know it says to
taste the rainbow but could you
stop licking my shirt?
July 2010 AWESOME SAUCE: Aaron Owens
The Little Boy’s Nightmare
Aaron Owens, you are fabulous!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Madame Cait.
ReplyDeleteI live to write saucily
And eat chocolate.
:D
Is that chocolate sauce, Aaron?
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteReading this issue, alongside the blog's dismissal of "Meditative haiku about nature," it's easy to see why "witty haiku" remains almost wholly absent in the literary world: poems in this vein tend to be more about showing how clever the writer can be, not about an exploration of form or content.
For most readers, witty haiku stands alongside limmericks: occasionally funny, rarely worth a great deal of time.
A funny Facebook status is rarely funny outside of Facebook.